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Words have so much power these days!  Think about it.  The information we seek and gather and much of our correspondence is rooted in the written word.  Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, blogs, websites, search engines, text messages, e-mails…that is a whole lot of reading going on.  But who’s doing all that writing?

The writer you choose to convey your message, whether it is for your business, your website, your blog or your publication has become so important.  Competition for your reader’s time is stiff!

You are just like your reader or your customer.  You are using all those outlets described above.  So what do you want to spend your time reading?  Something you’ve read so many times you could recite it from memory?  Something dry and tired and uninspired that bores you to tears and just makes you want to find a broom closet to nap in when you’re done reading it?  Something that reads like it was written by someone on the 56^th floor of a high-rise in New York, stuck in a cubicle all day, and you can tell all they were thinking about was catching up on recorded episodes of Keeping up with Kardashians when they wrote it?

Like your customer or reader, something better grab your attention and keep it, right?  You better come away feeling like it was worth the 3 minutes it you took to read it.  That’s where I come in.

I am Kat Hobza, owner and authoress of www.funnyfreelance.com.  I know I have about 5 seconds to get your reader’s attention, and I know I’d better pull a rabbit out of my hat and say something the reader hasn’t already heard to keep their attention.  This is what I specialize in - crafting unique and compelling copy for your reader, your business, website, blog, etc.

Those of us who keep up on what’s new in SEO know that search engines are using algorithms that look for websites with compelling and updated copy.  If your site is a static snooze-fest, I can help with that.  If your publication needs a shot in the arm, I can help with that.  If your marketing material reads like IRS tax code, I can help with that.  Visit www.funnyfreelance.com for more information, sample articles and testimonials or e-mail me.  Be sure to “Like” Funny Freelance on Facebook to see all my recently published works.